upsides to being a dragon
- everyones afraid of you
- you can eat your enemies
- youre fucking fly as hell
- also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
- breathing stuff that kills people
downsides to being a dragon
your validity in running for mayor gets questioned
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
plot twist: when jackson finally became a werewolf the first thing he did was brag to danny about it. so danny has known everything since 2x12 and just does not give a fuck
#JACKSON WOLFING OUT TO PROVE TO DANNY YES HE IS ACTUALLY A WEREWOLF#DANNY’S RESPONSE: ”dude…. that’s pretty lame”#and jackson is so offended#but he also feels like his personal journey for the past 24 episodes has been rendered irrelevant#danny doesn’t think being a werewolf is cool#life is meaningless